!!!@#$%^&^$

F**k those pple who always stand at mrt stations or outside shopping to do 'surveys'.

The reason of these so called surveys are just some financial companies wanting to collect more contacts of people so that it'd help them reach their monthly quota of planning their customer's finances..
They normally contain short and unconstructive questions and most of all weirdly irritating people who conduct the survey.

HMM. . . CAN anyone say they have NEVER encoutered those weird pesky surveyers? ? ??????

Tell me you've never encountered one that is irritatingly irksome and I'll give you a hundred bucks.

2 people infuriated me as i was going home today..

I was walking out the station and suddenly someone stopped me from the side. Seeing how genuinly e person smiled and asked if he could do a survey for a short while, I obliged but in actual fact I crossed my finger and hoped that a cat that haven't eaten for days would come along and bite his toe.

I normally don't do surveys and I think its years the last time i did one, this time i just decided to spare a couple of mins and yet it was the longest and worst survey scenario I could ever endure. That I felt like punching him.

(conversing in mandarin..)

"Hi miss, i'm bozo.."(can't rem the name..)

"er..sorry..no thanks.." hands reaching to signal the no..

"It'd be very fast one..are you working or studying? "

"working."

"OH! working! you look so young... blah blah.."


"er..ya, ok."

When I heard that, I felt like my 'Hate-Surveyors Level' just shot up to a point that is higher than the Sumatra earthquake measured on the richter scale. 2 hours ago someone mentioned that sentence to me too and I shall not elaborate cos this one is much more interesting.

"Whats your name" (for the survey form)

"huan shi"


"*hehee* ok, Huan shi.. huan shi"(repeatedly called my name for 3 times while witholding his laughter)

"y?"

"Its very....er....very..."

"unique?"

"Ya! unique."

"okok.. " -_-"(hoping he'd cut the crap)


Then he proceeded to ask 2 questions that I gave patronising answers, cos at this point of time, I felt that it was a wrong move to stop and take the survey.. I would rather listen to the street buskers outside the station.

You think it ended wouldn't you.

Obviously being unable to contain his curiosity anymore, he asked me something in the middle of the survey questions(there were onli 4 questions), so I concluded he OBVIOUSLY couldn't wait to ask it.

"对不起，你是不是一个会开玩笑的人？" (excuse me, are you a person who can take jokes?)

I was somewhat surprised that an irrelevant question popped up.

"huh?"

"哦，因为你的名字好像 ..."还 尸" ... "(cos your name seems like it meant.. "Return the carcass")

The sound of it seems like , but the meaning is far off to be exact. AND who in the right mind would use those words as a name(maybe him).

I was disgusted by his retardness, that the moment he heard my name...that meaning came to his mind...as he obviously did not fair well in his Chinese exam。Maybe he only knew one word of 还 ...that is 有借有还...that 还 word.. the rest of the words of similar pronounciation seem like arabic transcripts to him.

He is btw Older than me lor and yet behave in such way.. ChildisH n rude? Such disgrace to singapore. tsk tsk..


"yes yes, people said that before in the past. EH, I'm in a rush leh.." (and i meant when i was in secondary and primary sch..thats forgivable cos that at that age rite..u speak anytihng that ur brain could come up with. )

This is where I felt i would erupt.


He then continued to asked the 2 questions, I believed he must be so relieved to ask me the name question

ARSE OOLE.

WASTE my time. I was only being helpful to giv him 3 mins of my time and supposedly he might earn $0.50 for the one survey.


Then i walked through the walkway to get newspapers and another grp of them are there, I walked swiftly hoping to miss them, but there was one in sight..and this one irritated me as well(even w/o the previous person, i'd be pissed by the 2nd one too)


Still walking, I said, " sorry no thanks, I did the survey just now over there"

"Can do one more survey even though u've done one ma.."

"no thanks, i did one over there just now" while repeating my words and pointing to the direction where i met the first bozo.

(still following me)

"nono, i really just did one over there!! "

"Just nice ,its ok one.. i'm looking for people who've done this survey before"

!@#$$%%%^&&&~!!!*

KAoz.

Which part of 'I already did the survey just now ' does he not understand.

If someone walking past happens to have a big fat hickey on his neck that is visible within 10 metres, would he have said "just nice, I'm looking for people who have hickeys!".


F*ck lah.

Think I'm some air-headed baffoon ma..trust him to come up with such reasons.
If he'd said he's a mumfus who is depending on the number of surveys done per day to support his fetish for crocodile brand underwear that he has to purchase everyday, I would do the survey.(I'm definitely not doing the survey again lah even if he tells me that reason, but at least i'll not be pissed though.)

Its just the way he speaks..the manner he delivered his words and actions...shaking his pen as he spoke and walked..
OMG. I feel. like .. punching him. too.


DO not do surveys anymore in my life.
DO NOT . DO NOT.

ok. the end.

AND my name is 寰诗 .