Sexpo is not that Sexciting after all


Visited the Sexpo on friday with alicia.. such a let down.

No fancy decorations at the exhibition.

No nice hot ladies/girls.

Nothing much in the novelty item section. Pretty much those you can find in the adult shops.

They had lusterless performances.

I pity the MC on stage, he was trying so hard to get any couple to participate in the games. Not one couple wanted to join in the game.

When he tried to entice the people to come up the stage by giving out free gifts(no questions asked, no games played and you can win the prize), no one responded too.

He kept talking for quite a long while..but the loads of people were just standing/sitting and looking at him.


Poor guy. Think he must be feeling really exasperated after all the talking, without responses.


There weren't many exhibition stalls.. and you'd go,"that's all?" after just walking around for 45 mins.


The best part of the whole thing was the talk in the V-Room, that's held in an enclosed room.. I almost thought that there'd be exciting stuffs in there..cos we could only enter by the 2 small tiny itsy bitsy doors. Its really very small especially when there's like hundreds of people going in.

Woot! Digressing again, after the talk ended, we're slowly walking out of the tiny door, and when i was at the door, there was this sexpo staff trying to open the other half of the door to let more people walk out altogether..

I was thinking "hope he opens the door soon..cos it's really squeezy here.."

And the staff call out to me suddenly, "Huan shi?"


Woa, I looked again and saw thats John, hahaah..Chong mei?~! Used to know him by his chinese name only back in Secondary sch. Didn't know his other name till that day. keke..

What a freaking coincidence. The last time we met was on an MRT train when he was still in army, and now he's reunited with his pink IC. Hhaa, so probably the next time I see him will be 2 yrs from now.


Back to the V-room.



Its actually a place with just lots of chairs, the Doctor gave hilarious insights on sex education, slide shows on kamasutra, sex education etc..it lasts bout 35 mins cos it was an encore talk. That's the most enjoyable part of the night.

Hmm..but still the 15 bucks for 5 condoms and some phamplets still isn't worth it.


I wasn't hoping to see sometihng really exciting as compared to the one in Aussie land, but then, it's really disappointing.

Nothing fancy, the gals were.. er. Lets not comment bout that! Not too pretty leH.

They way they danced was as though they were only paid 2 bucks per hour.


THere's this dance item where 6 or 7 gals had feather scarfs on them and danced to the music, with a guy.

Their dance somehow lacked the oomph, wasn't that interesting.. then we gals proceeded to look at the exhibitions from China. There's information bout how the ancient people made love, the artefacts that were uniquely crafted.. there's coins, bowls, swords, bottles, drawings etc that had love making positions imprinted on it.

One thing that caught lotsa people's attention was this saddle, that had a wooden protruding penis on it. Its used to punish the women who were unfaithful to their husbands..

They had to ride on the horse and parade down the whole town.. and this is the nasty part, with the wooden penis inserted into her! *gasp*

*OUCH* That's nasty.


There weren't any maps at Sexpo, and we're trying hard to look for the different sections of the exhibition.

To our disappointment yet again, chong mei told us that's about it. WYSIWYG. (What You See Is What You Get)

There's this like pasar malam place next to sexpo which surprisingly is also part of Sexpo exhibition(forgot what section its called)..that sells clothes, shoes etc(we never bothered to see what was selling) and its like -_-|ll. Er-hem. Pathetic would be a good word to describe it.


That's my two cents worth on the whole exhibition. Hahaha.

Okie, Nites!