WELL...

Today as i was getting myself a plate of hokkien mee after swimming..something not-too-good happened to me.
it was 830pm when i patroned that stall for a plate of mee and when i got there..there's only 2 guys in front of me.

ok here's how i ordered,

Tigger Zee:"one hokkien mee"

Auntie Mary :"eating here?" (dono her name..just giv a name that sound's auntie-like)

TZ:"ya"

follwing this, a man proceeded to order hokkien mee but his was take away. And a caucasion and another gal ordered too. The auntie collected both mi and the guy's (who ordered takeaway) money and for some unknown reason..she seems in a blur at the money when she had to return us the change. one plate is $3. she then returned the guy's $2 first, maybe that seems easier to calculate... ok..so nvm that i thought to myself. Then she handed my my 7 bucks after much thorough calculating.

Ok, then i stood there waiting for my arrival of the mee. I was famished and peered over the kitchen hoping it'll be done soon.

Here comes the fun, first..the guy who ordered takeaway had his food first and he left.

"o...k....maybe takeaway is easier to pack..so he got it first...."

Thinking that he ordered the same thing as i did and I placed the order BEFORE him, my plate would definitely be next up right? Logically thinking. Logical.

next dish out is for one of the guys who was in the queue before MI.

Next dish is for the other guy who is queuing before me.

BY nOw, you think the next one must be your dish right?????


Cos people Before me had there food and even the person AFTER me.




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i stood just by the side of the stall. and took a few steps to the fruit stall next door to it to have a look. and went to stand beside the stall again. Thinking by now, my food MUST have arrived





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The caucasion gal got her food.






































#$%^&(~*O##&&~!!!!!


The above stands for : WHAt the Banana Juice LuncheoN meaT Goose!!!!!!


And then the last gal got her CArrot cake. !!!$%%%^


I decided i had no more patience and walked up to ask the auntie did my food get transported to Aceh as part of the relieve items. The best part was this. Behold...

Before i could ask, Mary asked me sometihng instead,

AM:"yes, What you want?"


AUntie Mary looked at me with her eyes wide opened and i could see her eyeballs like 2 big fishing balls.Fish balls i meant. Her expression was just waiting for me to tell her what i wanna order which in the first place i did.

TZ:"I ordered hokkien mee just now, $3 one"

She looked at me like I just asked her if she knew the shoe size of Joachim Johansson.

"er...H..okk..i..en mee? $3 one, Hokkien mee!"

I was pointing to the pictures on the signboard, thank god there's pictures for me to point.

I have no idea how come the auntie looks so blur when i told her i ordered just now and its HOKKIEN MEE~~!!!

with gesturing , she got wat i want and said,

AM: "hokkien mee........takeaway one ah?"

TZ: "no, eating here .."

AM:"OH...think i must have given it to someone else......"Which in actual fact she totally forgot bout my order.

"YOU forgot my order !!!!" I thought to myself.

AM:"sorry hor."

and she proceeded to tell the kitchen that a plate of hokkien mee is needed.

WTF ...knn..

Thats all i got from her. Not even sorry twice. and she think its no big deal.

maybe be more apologetic at least i won't be so pissed ...And especially when u're damn hungry.
She doesnt need to see my face to remember i ordered something does she? and she can't even rem that i ordered ~! I had to like Reorder and wait. AND>>> her face was like she lost her winning lottery ticket in the Hong Bao 10 million draw.
BULLDOZERs.

This is what i said bout the service i encountered in singapore and here is yet another classic one.

ahaha, i initially forgot bout this thing..then dicky asked mi on msn, "Hows your dinner?" and that spurred me to write something to entertain people.

Hahahaa. ok i finished writing .
PUnch me.


P/s: Joachim Johansson is a cool tennis player i liked recently.. ehhe..only 23 years of age and is world number 5!!